Gerard Way

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Gerard

"It tastes like somebody stole my wallet." on tasting a Jones holiday soda

"I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things."

"I can't honestly say what makes me sexy...I don't feel very sexy...that whole part of it is weird...seeing yourself, a recovering drug addict and alcoholic, on the cover of Teen Beat...it doesn't make any sense."

"Maybe I'll go back in there and add a line about stabbing my eyes out with scissors just to keep them guessing!"

"Yeah, in England I'm the extremo Morrissey. I don't know what that means. I guess like, it's a bungee jumping Morrissey? I don't know what it is, really."

"Uh, we're not really a lady-band. Ray is really the only single one. So I guess Ray would be getting all the ladies." <======YAY RAY'S ALONE.Which means Bob's not alone.WTF.NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!:o:o:o :'-(

"Be yourself, don't take anyones shit, and never let them take you alive."

"It's important to me, to us, that our audience knows that they don't have to act in that stupid way that some rock bands want them to."

"Man, as soon as I go into a Starbucks I take off my sunglasses. I want to be recognized and I want free coffee."

"So Iron Maiden, Green Day and Danzig when Doyle joins them for the encore - that's three bands who are better than us."

"So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black tee shirts?"

"If you don't go to high school, you will definitely go to jail."

"Good job, Toro!"

"People think we're fuckin' loaded for some reason. Just 'cause we got all this bling on. People think we're rich fucking vampires."

"I give you a penalty for roughage!"

"'Cause you're hanging out back stage, doesn't mean there's shit to do. We hanging out with sweaty dudes, smoking cigarettes and talking about fucking Star Wars. Jimmy Eat World! I wanna hear you make some noise for Jimmy Eat World! ...they're coming up next. I had a knot... in my hair..."

"It's about friendship, but it's also about dueling knights... diamond rings... and jumbo jets."

"Fuck yeah! It's fucking hot out, dog, right? Shit! I mean, I know we're wearing black, bullet-proof vests and shit, but imagine if - oh, my zipper came down."

"It's about... stop blowing your head off... why would you fucking do that?!"

"My mom and dad are here! Fuck!"

"There's too much fucking love here"

"Is that a sparkler?! That shit's gotta be illegal! As long as you haven't got a fukcing bottle rocket or anything, i'm down with you, man!"

"It takes me a while to tell stories. I think it's because I was drunk for three years."

"For me, [being onstage] is me being everything I always wanted to be, it erases everything I hate about myself. Nothing can hurt me. I feel completely invincible. I feel like everyone else on that stage is invincible and we're capable of anything. There's no stopping us."

"Uh, actually, we like to kidnap them in a van, and tie them up, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!" when asked ask what kind of surprises they like to do for their fans.

"I'm sorry. I just got so emo, I just fell apart." when his action figure felt apart.

"We have always had a desire to be a theatrical band, even when we were playing basements. Ya know, we were the most theatrical band in a basement you probably would ever see."

"Well, actually I'm not that young, so...Bengay!" when asked what turns him on.

If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway."

"We're not a festival band, playing during the day was something we had to get over, I was like...uhh, this sun stuff kind of sucks."

"I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too."

"Hey listen up! All you racists, sexists, homophobes, and just plain assholes, we've got a message for you...GO THE FUCK HOME! We don't want you here, don't buy our merch, don't listen to our music. If you have our CD, break it. We don't want you and we don't need you here."

"I'm sick of seeing my face. But I'm allowed to be sick of seeing my face, 'cause it's my fuckin' face. Know what I'm sayin'?"

"This shit is easy peasy pumpkin peasy... pumpkin pie motherfucker!"

"If you ever see shitty ass rock dudes in shitty ass rock bands asking you to show them your tits for a backstage pass, I want you to spit right in their fucking face and yell FUCK YOU!"

"It's that women's cut.... they always fall down." after his pants fell down on stage.

"It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect!" MCR secret santa.

"What happened was, I went right off the side walk and into the bushes, and I was all like BWUAAHH! And I fucking killed like so many plants..."

"This dude on the other side of the street in front of a crack house said 'Better stay on that side of the street motherfucker! I'll knock you out!'"

"'Going to get coffee! Going to get coffee!' That's all it would be." A day in the life of Gerard

"The song was called 'I Don't Want To Grow Up' and the lyrics are like...'I don't wanna grow up *high pitched voice* I don't wanna grow up'...'Not a penny will I pinch, I will never wear a mustache' -- no, sorry, 'I will never grow a mustache or a fraction of an inch'. And it's just this song. And she made me this outfit...it was like, green tights. Everything I had built, I had destroyed. You know, I'd always wanted to skate in my old school, so of course it's a great idea to play fuckin' Peter Pan in your first year at a new school." talking about playing Peter Pan and his grandmother making him the outfit.

“We have always been pretty adamant about our message, just to know that its okay to messed up, ‘cause there’s five dudes that are just as messed as you are.”

"I wake up in the morning and I drink a lot of fucking coffee all day and I smoke a lot of fucking cigarettes and it sucks."

~McR.Guru~ Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 1064

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~They gave you blood~ Joined: 25 Jan 2008 Posts: 445

"f**k...f**k...oh...I thought...I thought I was gonna go blind."
(putting his hand in his pants during a show in Noblesville, Indiana )

(After playing Mama)"A surprise party?!...for me?...FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE!!"

"HOLY SHITTT!!!!IT LOOKS LIKE THE WHOLE PEOPLE IN THE CITY CAME HERE TO WATCH THE CONCERT"
(TAGUIG,PHILIPPINES)

"... so people keep asking me what this badge is for... this badge makes me the sheriff, the sheriff of Emo town, so get your straight irons and eyeliner ready and let's have a FUCKING party!! woooo!"

"We're gonna f**k y'all so bad that you can't walk. WE'RE GONNA f**k YOU SO BAD THAT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO FUCKING WALK!!" (crowd cheers)

Let me see your beautiful faces, you MOTHAFUCKERS! LET ME SEE THEM!"

"So I'm doing my stretches; stretchin' my arms, stretchin' my legs, and this dude walks past and is like, 'Hey, look, everybody! It's David Cassidy!' Do you guys have any idea David Cassidy is?*crowd screams* Well, let me tell you something... besides the fact we both have fabulous, fabulous hair there's a big difference between me and David Cassidy... I SUCK WAY MORE DI*K THAN THAT GUY!"

"I have a therapist, we hang out, talk about Lord of the Rings... that's what happens actually..."

"I ain't cool, You ain't cool, none of us on this motherfucking stage are cool, and that's the way we fucking like it!

"I think everybody here should go and f**k THEMSELVES!"
"Okay, I wanna hear you all f**k youselves. You know, I get told to go f**k myself on a daily basis. (crowd screams) Now, Dont really touch yourselves, just make the sounds. Ladies, you're gonna be spending most of the rest of your lives doing this. Here, i'll help you. This is what it sounds like...uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh lemme hear you go UH, UH, UH UH UH!"

"Aren't you a gorgeous fucking crowd? I wanna f**k you all!"

"Aww shit, they say Detroit is one of the toughest cities in the world, but today, Detroit, the girls have been tougher than the boys. And I know that I'm pretty, but I ain't that fucking pretty. Boys, let me hear what you got. One more time, boys let me hear what the f**k you got! Alright, you a bunch of animals. Now It's time we start acting like animals. Boys, this song is just for you. But I want you to do one thing for me, I want you to take, your fucking shirts off, just the boys! Get your shirts off, and swing it over your fucking head! I don't care if you a size 32, or a size 48, or a size 64! Holy shit. Look at all those shirts. Look all-- pull out, pull out with that bullshit cameras. Pull out! Look at all them fucking shirts! I think we about to turn this motherfucker around. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!"

"I feel very intimate with you guys. It's like we're taking a fucking bath together."

"You're all my treasures! You're all my sparkling diamonds and my red, red rubies and I wanna polish you up and put you in the pocket of my tight little jeans... and take you home!"

Gerard: "30's not old. 30's like the new 20." Frank: "Yeah...for trees." :lol:

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~They gave you blood~ Joined: 25 Jan 2008 Posts: 445

de acolo le-am luat si eu :-)