~They gave you blood~
Joined: 25 Jan 2008
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"Gerard, in my view, is the second coolest motherfucker on this planet. Second because I'm first, and therefore cooler"
"When me and Gerard were younger, we used to throw Mikey off the porch. Good times, man."
"Gerard and I...we're not gay, but we like to play around. What's gay about blow jobs anyway?"
Fan: "Frank! Say 'hi' to the camera, Frank!" Frank:"Hi to the camera, Frank!"
Frank: "Oh, I got two more questions then I have to go, sorry. Make 'em good." Fan: "Poodle?" Frank: "Poodle isn't a question."
Fan: "My mom is 38 and I'm 16, so I was kind of surprised when she said she liked you guys. Do you think you have fans older than my mom, or is she the only one of her kind? (Happy birthday, Gerard!)" Frank: "Haha I have no clue, um no wait I remember a really old guy at a show in Denver...he was like 70. He had a feather in his hair. Your mom should hang out with him. His name was Camenchairo."
Girl: "Can you hug me? It's my birthday." [Frank hugs her] Frank: "How old are you?" Girl: "Twenty-seven." [Frank's head shots up.] Frank: "Oh... you don't look that old."
"Yeah, all of a sudden you have no personality if you're a girl! [Moderators, who are both girls, glare at him jokingly] No, I mean like, there are definitely positive sides to being a girl, like when I get a ticket and I want to be a girl so I can try to talk myself out of it, but other than that, no. It's really hard! Menstrual cycle alone!"
Interviewer: "If you were stranded on a deserted island, who would be eaten first?" Ray: "Definitely not Mikey, there’s not much to eat! I would say me or Bob. I’m actually gonna go with Bob. He looks tasty." Frank: "I’ll pick Bob too. I wouldn’t eat you, because you’d get us off the island! *giggles*" Bob: *horrified at answer* "Oh shit, I get eaten first?!" Ray: *laughs at Frank* Interviewer: "You know why? You would offer to be eaten because that way none of the others would have to die." All: "Awwww!"
Everybody thinks I’m a shitty little fuck! And apparently they’re right!
Steven: "Does Gerard sleep naked?" Frank: "Yes he does." Gerard: "No...wait, what?" Frank: "You were when you slept with me!" Steven: "Wow, My Chem exposed." Frank: "He told me that was how it had to be."
"I think my favorite right now is my SoniCare toothbrush. It feels like it's fighting your teeth. It feels like someone just beat the shit out of your mouth. But when you're done, you're the cleanest you've ever felt." ( When asked about his favorite toiletry product. )
"It could be anything, give a homeless guy a sandwich, help an old lady across the street like anything to make this world a better place. If everybody just did one good thing for another person like a selfless good deed just think about how much a better place this would be."
Frank:"You can't beat this video, you never could. There's moustaches, and-and big-ass sunglasses, and Buicks." Gerard: "It's a great song." Frank: "It's the best." (Talking about the Beastie Boys' 'Sabotage' video.)
“Yeah, I think we're a pretty sexy band. Look at Gerard, he can shake his ass. Hire us and Gerard will shake his ass for you all. He's bringing sexy back."
"If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to shit."
"We beat The Killers to the number one spot. My mom was like, 'Oh, I like the Killers!'"
Interviewer: "You're pretty young guys, what turns you on?" Gerard: "Well, actually I'm not that young, so..." Interviewer: "Really? But you can still get turned on, I mean..." Gerard: "Bengay!" Mikey: "Uh, Coke Zero." Frank: "Good stuff." Ray: "Sleep!" Frank: *laughs* Gerard: "Bob, what turns you on, man?" Bob: "Slippers." Patient: "Well, I'm dead, so..." Interviewer: "Oh, I guess you don't get turned on." Frank: "My fiancée. That's it." Gerard: "Aw..." Ray: "Hey! You can't say that! You can't say it!" Frank: "You didn't say it!" Gerard: "You can't!" Frank: "Oh yeah, I'm getting presents now!"
"Okay. I'm Frank. I'm in My Chemical Romance. I'm not comfortable and I'm going to film the ballroom dancing." (The Making of the Ghost of You)
"It's called Gerardolopoly."
Interviewer: "First kiss, with who and where?" Crowd: "Ooooh!" Frank: *makes a face* "Oh man...it's kind of synonymous with how I met Bob, really...It was a dark, dark room; I didn't really know." Bob: "He has soft lips..." Frank: "But it was bearded! And it was weird." Interviewer: "But the question is, was he a good kisser?" Frank: "He's in the band, so..."
Interviewer: "New York or LA?" Frank: "New Jersey."
"It's like New York's retarded brother, you know? That they keep locked up in the basement."
(Talking about Jersey)
Camera operator: "Have you read the new Ellen DeGeneres book yet?" Frank: "Mhmm. Yeah." Camera operator: "How was it?" Frank: "It made me a lesbian. I only date girls now.” Camera operator: "I can't hang with that." Frank: "You need to have an open mind, my friend."
Frank: Nice reading material Ray. -looking at swimsuit magazine-
Ray: That is NOT mine
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